Saturday, February 26, 2011

Smile, Darn Ya, Smile

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News Flash: Faking smiles at work when you're really unhappy can make you feel worse than you already do.

We wage slaves already knew that. But now there's a study that might clue in your managers and (dare we hope?) put an end to their daily exhortations to "Smile!"

The command comes with a big fake grin of his or her own, is invariably delivered at a moment when you are not remotely inclined to be pleasant, and has much the same effect as fingernails raking down a blackboard.

But now that I think about it, most of us are only one TPS report away from screaming as it is, and letting it all hang out just might send us over the edge. The Smile is an emotional condom. It might not feel good, but the alternative is so much worse.

So much of life is a choice between the lesser of two evils, isn't it?

Friday, February 18, 2011

Round Robins: Door Number Three

Doors are fascinating story tellers, whether grand and glorious or hanging in ruins. All are keepers of secrets, and if you're curious - like me - it's a struggle to keep oneself from trying the handles on every one of them.

This one was irresistible:



I stumbled upon it while camping in the Adirondacks. Built into the side of a hill, it is virtually invisible until you're right in front of it.

What's inside?

Step past the smiling guardian and you find yourself in a cold, dank, earthen room perhaps six feet by six. Before you is a wall that is sprouting roots. To your left and right are circular metal tunnels, four to five feet in diameter. It is too dark to see far inside them. A camera flash reveals that the tunnels are shallow, holding only accumulated debris and a few dusty bottles of wine.

This could once have been an ice house or a wine cellar, but judging from the gatekeeper's armload of produce I think it more likely to have been a root cellar. Whatever its use, it was pure magic.

And then there are these:



The tall doors leading to the balconies are on the top floor of the S.J. Payne Building in historic Wabash Indiana. It was built by Sam Payne in 1989* (*correction - 1898) as a combination furniture store and funeral parlor. (Creepy to us, a common combo back then.) The town is still talking about the party he threw there to celebrate its completion.

Through those doors passed the rich and powerful, accomplished craftsmen, smiling newlywed shoppers, mourners and the ghosts of their dead.

Last and least, here's the entry to the barn next door:

Free Beer

It's a great old barn. But sadly, "Tomorrow" never comes.


You'll find more great doors at The Round Robins Photo Challenge.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Shadow Shots: Snooze



Faced with a choice of sleeping in or doing something relatively productive - like shadow hunting out in the snow and ice - I settled on this compromise.

Productivity is overrated.

And yes, I keep a camera by the bed. Because you never know.

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Saturday, February 05, 2011

Shadow Shots: Gingerbread

Finally, a little sunlight falls on the frozen north. Here it's slipping through the front porch gingerbread and getting caught in the curtain.



How I'd love to bottle it for a dark-day treat.

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