Saturday, April 15, 2006

Leapin' lizards, Batman!

Listen to me very closely: If you have any plans to visit Boca Grande, Florida any time soon, do not - repeat NOT - use the toilets. I know, I know, this is going to require some creative thinking on your part to find alternatives, but you'll thank me. And by the way, the bushes are out, too.

The issue, my friends, is lizards. And I'm not talking about the cute little English Garden sort of lizard that misguided jewellers use as brooch models. No, my friends, you plant your keester on the loo in Boca Grande and you risk an extreme close encounter with an iguana. That's right. Spiny, toothy little dinosaurs. Inches away from your nether regions.

Just thought you'd want to know.

1 comment:

Julie said...

EEEkk!! Thanks for the warning.. When I think of Florida, I automatically think of oranges, and alligators.. Now I will remember lizards as well. I don't think I will visit the state anytime soon.