Friday, March 12, 2010

Want. Not.

This poor woman's kitchen is awash in egg slime and her muffins (Oh God, not the muffins!) are ruined by shells! The horror!

Really? How hard is it to crack a freakin' egg?

Ya gotta love an over-engineered, overpriced, non-biodegradable hunk of imported plastic that solves a nonexistent problem.


myletterstoemily said...

however have we survived
without one of those gadgets?

i also need one of the
dehydrator dealies and
a gypsomething knife.

Daryl said...

That is so fabulous. When I was a kid before the term infomercial was formed, there were commercials touting all sorts of gadgets, I loved watching them ... while i would never buy this I am in love with it;

Have you seen Sabrina .. the cooking school scenes about how to crack an egg are priceless

MyMaracas said...

I have to admit, it's fun to watch the thing in action. They say it does boiled eggs, but notice they don't show it actually doing that. There's a break in the film between the cracking of the boiled egg and the lady pulling apart the two halves. I suspect there's a reason for that.

Whenever I see stuff like this, I think of all the fossil fuel and human life energy wasted on it and want so badly to bitch slap somebody for it.

Rambling Woods said...