Saturday, May 21, 2011

Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse

If you're ready for a zombie apocalypse, then you're ready for any emergency.

You laugh now. Let's see how funny it is when the zombie horde comes tromping through your peony bed and bashing in your windows.

The only reason Washington isn't hip deep in zombies already was the apparent scarcity of brains in government. Now these clever guys at the CDC have gone and spilled the beans. And once the zombies smell brains, invasion is only a matter of time.

Better get it together before they come for you.


myletterstoemily said...

hee hee. about the same likelihood as the
end of the world.

Daryl said...

I am laughing so hard ... really I am ...