Saturday, May 21, 2011
Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse
You laugh now. Let's see how funny it is when the zombie horde comes tromping through your peony bed and bashing in your windows.
The only reason Washington isn't hip deep in zombies already was the apparent scarcity of brains in government. Now these clever guys at the CDC have gone and spilled the beans. And once the zombies smell brains, invasion is only a matter of time.
Better get it together before they come for you.